Viewing Joke: Category: Mental health jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.""I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter.""For Gods sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I wont feel guilty and depressed afterward."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Mental Health Jokes: 1.    Category: Mental health jokes   Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more 2.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more 3.    Category: Mental health jokes   When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more 4.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more 5.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more 6.    Category: Mental health jokes   Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more 7.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more 8.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more 9.    Category: Mental health jokes   Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more 10.    Category: Mental health jokes   One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more