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| Why is food better than men?Because you dont have to wait an hour for seconds.... more
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| An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond ne... more
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| A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor forwhat seems like days, he is ready to go. E... more
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| Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?A: Because they are plugged into a genius.... more
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| A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "Howare we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!"... more
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| Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?A: Theyre intended for children, but its the men who usually end u... more
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| An elderly man visits his doctor."Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.""Very well, let me... more
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| What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!... more
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| Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?A: When you lay a brick it doesnt follow you around for two weeks w... more
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