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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | "Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?""Ill bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered."Scheesch! Youre good." she replied. "You mean you can tell all that from two hellos?" | | | |
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