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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for adivorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge,wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman."Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every damn time !"
 
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