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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes |
| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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