Viewing Joke: Category: Divorce jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "Youve been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Divorce Jokes: 1.    Category: Divorce jokes   My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God, and I didnt.... more 2.    Category: Divorce jokes   Question: Why is divorce so expensive?Answer: Because its worth it.... more 3.    Category: Divorce jokes   A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I... more 4.    Category: Divorce jokes   A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to... more 5.    Category: Divorce jokes   Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.... more 6.    Category: Divorce jokes   A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at hi... more 7.    Category: Divorce jokes   Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for adivorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." Th... more 8.    Category: Divorce jokes   An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your... more 9.    Category: Divorce jokes   Regardless of what you may hear, theres still many women these dayswho are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time the... more 10.    Category: Divorce jokes   Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog... more