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| The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. Ill deal with you later.... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...Whats wrong with them?They keep slipping out from under my arms!... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a dog.Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But Im not allowed up on the couch!... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fishPoor sole!... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Youve got to help me - I just cant stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of i... more
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| 9. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen yea... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| What is a double-blind study?Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.... more
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