| 1. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtainsWell pull yourself together then... more
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| 2. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Ive got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like youve got Foot and Mouth disease!... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Dont panic. Hell be alright.Mrs. Smith: But... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Dont worry, its just a bug thats going around!... more
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| 9. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a caterpillar Dont worry youll soon change !... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a python You cant get round me just like that you know!... more
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