Viewing Joke: Category: Doctor and nurse jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."Whats the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.The doctor replies, "Youre not eating properly."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Doctor And Nurse Jokes: 1.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more 2.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."... more 3.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I think Im a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a puppy!... more 4.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse... more 5.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more 6.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? Shes the one with dirty knees.... more 7.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I think Im a bridgeWhats come over you?Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more 8.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calori... more 9.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a snake about to shed its skin.Why dont you go behind the screen and slip into somethi... more 10.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today!Camper: It should, I practised all night!... more