Viewing Joke: Category: Doctor and nurse jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain."Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman."What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Doctor And Nurse Jokes: 1.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   What is a double-blind study?Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.... more 2.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please... more 3.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps !... more 4.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that... more 5.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?... more 6.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Whats the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?One treats what you have, the other thinks you have... more 7.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I think Im turning into a frogYour just playing too much croquet!... more 8.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize that she wasnt at work... more 9.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a frogWhats wrong with that I think Im going to croak... more 10.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead."Did you... more