Viewing Joke: Category: Doctor and nurse jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didnt help.On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didnt do any good.On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.""But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, Ill get pneumonia.""I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Doctor And Nurse Jokes: 1.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, youve got it again!... more 2.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!... more 3.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I think Im a bell?Take these and if it doesnt help give me a ring!... more 4.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a mosquitoGo away, sucker!... more 5.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor: Did you take the patients temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?... more 6.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Youve got to help me - I just cant stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of i... more 7.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!... more 8.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Ive lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen?... more 9.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!"Patient: "HUH"... more 10.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please... more