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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more
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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more
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