Viewing Joke: Category: Doctor and nurse jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 22   Joke: A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead."Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor."Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead."Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?""Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?""OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Doctor And Nurse Jokes: 1.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtainsWell pull yourself together then... more 2.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they... more 3.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Dont panic. Hell be alright.Mrs. Smith: But... more 4.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.... more 5.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...Whats wrong with them?They keep slipping out from under my arms!... more 6.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?I never make rash promises!... more 7.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then!... more 8.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Im boiling up!Just simmer down!... more 9.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please... more 10.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more