Viewing Joke: Category: Doctor and nurse jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: An old fellow came into the hospital truly on deaths door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the hall as ordered, and after the third day the nurse told how he complained bitterly each time they did. The surgeon told them to keep walking him.After a week, the patient was ready to go. His family came to pick him up and thanked the surgeon profusely for what he had done for their father. The surgeon was pleased and appreciated the thanks, but told them that it was really a simple operation and we had been lucky to get him in time. "But doctor, you dont understand," they said, "Dad hasnt walked in over a year!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Doctor And Nurse Jokes: 1.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. Youre too tents.... more 2.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!Sit!... more 3.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Im a burglar !Have you taken anything for it ?... more 4.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a mosquitoGo away, sucker!... more 5.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner a... more 6.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtainsWell pull yourself together then... more 7.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more 8.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Ive just swallowed a penWell sit down and write your name!... more 9.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?Why?Because Ive been at my computer all day and Ive got... more 10.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!... more