Viewing Joke: Category: Doctor and nurse jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon".She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, youre always washing your hands."She then says, "I bet youre an anesthesiologist."Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"Female doctor: "I didnt feel a thing."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Doctor And Nurse Jokes: 1.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.... more 2.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!Certainly, which way did you come in?... more 3.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fishPoor sole!... more 4.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult... more 5.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis.Docto... more 6.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.Thats baaaaaaaaaad!... more 7.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from m... more 8.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more 9.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?... more 10.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?Saw the legs off of your bed!... more