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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im suffering from Deja Vu!Didnt I see you yesterday?... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Dont worry, its just a bug thats going around!... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calori... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis.Docto... more
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| How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.As much as the doctor... more
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| "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Dont worry its just a gilt complex!... more
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| What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?Saturday Night Fever.... more
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