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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, youve got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. Theres this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I cant get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.
 
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