| 1. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. Ill deal with you later.... more
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| 2. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| "Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and fi... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put butter on?Yes!Oh, Youre Cracker... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you t... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Ive got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like youve got Foot and Mouth disease!... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, youve got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the t... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you t... more
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| 9. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Im boiling up!Just simmer down!... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.... more
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