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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you t... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor Doctor Im so ugly what can I do about it?Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a puppy!... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week?Patient: No, Im sick now.... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| "Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and fi... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a rubber bandWhy dont you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a dog.Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But Im not allowed up on the couch!... more
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