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| Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Dont talk rubbish!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Youve got to help me - I just cant stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of i... more
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| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fatherNever mind just so long as hes healthy!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Ive just swallowed a penWell sit down and write your name!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more
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| The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "Im afraid were going to have to operate you again... more
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| Jack went to see the camp nurse. I fell last night, he said. And I was unconscious for eight hours.The nurse was shocked... more
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| The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen yea... more
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