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| Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fatherNever mind just so long as hes healthy!... more
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| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Dont panic. Hell be alright.Mrs. Smith: But... more
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| Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Dont worry its just a chain reaction!... more
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| Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?... more
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| 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin o... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.Thats baaaaaaaaaad!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a snailDont worry well soon have you out of your shell!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a rubber bandWhy dont you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!... more
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