Viewing Joke: Category: Doctor and nurse jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?""Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husbands mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out.""Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. Ill go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cods head.""What do you want a cods head for?""Oh- I forgot to tell you. Ive got to get the cat out first!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Doctor And Nurse Jokes: 1.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Whats the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?One treats what you have, the other thinks you have... more 2.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waitin... more 3.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calori... more 4.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more 5.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!... more 6.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Ive got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like youve got Foot and Mouth disease!... more 7.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more 8.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor Youve got to help me - I just cant stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of i... more 9.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!... more 10.    Category: Doctor and nurse jokes   Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.Thats baaaaaaaaaad!... more