Viewing Joke: Category: Dog jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "lets have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "Im going to have to put him down." "Just because hes cross-eyed?" says the man. "No, because hes heavy," says the vet.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dog Jokes: 1.    Category: Dog jokes   Why didnt the dog speak to his foot ?Because its not polite to talk back to your paw !... more 2.    Category: Dog jokes   What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while... more 3.    Category: Dog jokes   Why didnt the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?Because the captain stood on the deck.... more 4.    Category: Dog jokes   What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?He wasnt able to stir.... more 5.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back... more 6.    Category: Dog jokes   What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ?A sausage dog !... more 7.    Category: Dog jokes   Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!... more 8.    Category: Dog jokes   Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."... more 9.    Category: Dog jokes   Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didnt have to bend down to pet it.... more 10.    Category: Dog jokes   Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more