Viewing Joke: Category: Old age jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 16   Joke: An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"The four men didnt wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the drivers seat.She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5 tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Old Age Jokes: 1.    Category: Old age jokes   An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabit... more 2.    Category: Old age jokes   Why is it easy to break in to an old mans house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.... more 3.    Category: Old age jokes   The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the mansoldest friend... more 4.    Category: Old age jokes   Ive sure gotten old. Ive had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.... more 5.    Category: Old age jokes   A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more 6.    Category: Old age jokes   A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks... more 7.    Category: Old age jokes   A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He a... more 8.    Category: Old age jokes   Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he... more 9.    Category: Old age jokes   Perhaps you know why women over fifty dont have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left the... more 10.    Category: Old age jokes   A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in hercabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by seasickness. In... more