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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven oclock." She said, "But Father, Im no longer a child!" He said, "I know, thats why I want you home by eleven." | | | |
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