| 1. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?A thousand dogs.... more
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| What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?Eat out.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ?He stole the show !... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?I dont know but Ill join in if it laughs !... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What is black and white and red all over?A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you w... more
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