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| What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ?He gets splinters in his mouth !... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you w... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?One good turn deserves another.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why is a dog like a baseball player?He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?Shorts!... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why did the dogs owner think his dog was a great mathematician?When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog sai... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why doesnt a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?Hush puppies !... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?He was colour-blind.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Which dog tastes better when eaten?A hot dog.... more
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