| 1. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why didnt the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?Because the captain stood on the deck.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What is a dogs favourite food ?Anything that is on your plate !... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?A guard dog !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do dogs have that no other animal has ?Puppy dogs !... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why cant Chihuahuas run marathons? Theyre short of breath!... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didnt have to bend down to pet it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?A petticoat !... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?Chump chops !... more
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