Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 31   Joke: A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She heard her son said, "All of you sons of bitches get the hell off the plane now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the plane, cause were going to take-off now."The mother went in and told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your plane, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his plane. Soon the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are deplaning, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for flying with us today and hope your tr ip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly with us again soon."She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the plane. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From a... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more