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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more
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| Why dont elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !... more
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| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more
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| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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