Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising.Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. Watkins replied. "The Lord will provide." The men shrugged and rowed on.By evening, the water level forced Mrs. Watkins to climb on top of the roof for safety. She was spotted by a man in a motorboat, who offered to pick her up. "Dont trouble yourself," she told him. "The Lord will provide."Pretty soon, Mrs. Watkins had to seek refuge atop the chimney. When a Red Cross cutter came by on patrol, she waved it on, shouting, "The Lord will provide."So the boat left, the water rose and the old woman drowned.Dripping wet and thoroughly annoyed, she came through the pearly gates and demande d to speak to God. "What happened?" she cried."For cryin out loud, lady," God said, "I sent three boats!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple.One Sunday, th... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didnt want any advice.... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross on his chest and the... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became ups... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin Catholic!... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might not... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses... more