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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more
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| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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