| 1. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more
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