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| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !... more
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Why are elephants grey ?So you can tell them from flamingos !... more
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