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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they wont step on the fish.... more
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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