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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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