| 1. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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