| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimi... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
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