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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimi... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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