| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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