| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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