| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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