| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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