| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
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