Viewing Joke: Category: Ethnic jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 20   Joke: The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. Theyd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever sides dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms. The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. The used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. "When the day came for th e fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog. "When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshunds neck, the Dachshund leaned up and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. `We dont understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." "Thats nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons worki ng for five years trying to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Ethnic Jokes: 1.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.... more 2.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!... more 3.    Category: Ethnic jokes   An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes... more 4.    Category: Ethnic jokes   There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasman... more 5.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: T... more 6.    Category: Ethnic jokes   A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Ro... more 7.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other... more 8.    Category: Ethnic jokes   A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the... more 9.    Category: Ethnic jokes   The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were... more 10.    Category: Ethnic jokes   What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? Whats an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?... more