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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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