Viewing Joke: Category: Elephant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants goal when the Elephants left back came lumbering towards him.The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think youre doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didnt mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Elephant Jokes: 1.    Category: Elephant jokes   How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more 2.    Category: Elephant jokes   What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more 3.    Category: Elephant jokes   Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more 4.    Category: Elephant jokes   Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more 5.    Category: Elephant jokes   Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they dont know how to cook !... more 6.    Category: Elephant jokes   What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more 7.    Category: Elephant jokes   What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more 8.    Category: Elephant jokes   How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more 9.    Category: Elephant jokes   Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more 10.    Category: Elephant jokes   Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more