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| Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they dont know how to cook !... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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