Viewing Joke: Category: Ethnic jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 16   Joke: There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die.Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging. The American was afraid of needles and didnt want to be hanged. The American chose the electric chair. He sat in the chair and they pulled the switch and nothing happened. The executioner said that if this happens a second time that he could go free. They tried a second time and again nothing happened so they set him free.The guy from Toronto was also afraid of needles and didnt want to be hanged so he too chose the electric chair. Once again, the chair didnt work and he was free.Next it was the Newfoundlanders turn to pick how he was to be executed. He said "Im a fraid of needles, the electric chair wont work so youre going to have to hang me".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Ethnic Jokes: 1.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agents hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the h... more 2.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.... more 3.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the o... more 4.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Whats the national anthem of Puerto Rico?"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."... more 5.    Category: Ethnic jokes   How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.... more 6.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!... more 7.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders dont last as long as l... more 8.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?A: A car thief who cant drive!... more 9.    Category: Ethnic jokes   The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl sa... more 10.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.... more