Viewing Joke: Category: Ethnic jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using all three words. The Mexican says I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Ethnic Jokes: 1.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y... more 2.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: Hes the one with a duck.... more 3.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subt... more 4.    Category: Ethnic jokes   What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.... more 5.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!... more 6.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?A: Throw in a bar of soap.... more 7.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: Why dont Polish people kill frogs? A: Because its their national bird.... more 8.    Category: Ethnic jokes   An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you l... more 9.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!... more 10.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?A: Hes the one with patches over both eyes.... more